Blizzard be stoled my heart.

Some people are just plain stupid. You look at what they do and you go, "You stupid mother****!" Others are full of bull****. They say stuff to you and you think, "They're fairly intelligent... AH! they're full of ****!" The rest are just plain nucking futs! Blizzard's all three of them! They expect their one hundred ringgit paying suckers in Malaysia with a five hundred and twelve kay bee pee ass connection to download 800+ megabytes to run the rest of the game next week. That would take ages. Fortunately I did it. During that period I took a sharp fork and shoved it up my ***. Because if I'm gonna hurt that much, I'm gonna do it to myself.

Transition to my roots.

Update:
Kek. I changed my mind.
Blog changes:
In an effort to distill information I have moved my WoW signatures to the bottom of the blog. Last class. No class. Wuss. Pathetic. Worthless passenger. Maybe if they worked a little harder, I would not have to do this ranking. But I'm keeping it because I am a fan. *Smug*

What a waste, it is hard to find a group for RFK, my hopes skyrocketed when a level 40 druid offered us a run but instead he slowed things down. I waited too long and just gave up. Literally there's no point but to just continue the grind.


With the absence of my RL friend no longer playing I've officially mark that day with my intention to finally switch factions. I've always wanted to be the opposing side, a community that is equal to the childish immature behavior of the Alliance community, only that they're nothing but a bunch of elitist jerks and snobs. But I do consider myself both. Yes I am fudging nuts. As first directive of this phase shift activity I am re-specing 100% shadow. Just got so sick of wanding and I was beginning to miss mind flay anway. That does not mean I'm deleteing Klonoa. I might play a tank again but at this time tanking's too hardcore for my tastes.

Preflight check complete.

My slumber has been a rather lengthy one.. Time to terrorize the noobs. I shall be making a snake spiral announcement regarding the factions. But for now I think it's kind of nice to be back in the peninsula of hell.

The Wrath of the Lich King opening cinematic

I have not been able to enjoy WoW for the time-being (my macbook is still being serviced rather badly) but can't help myself quenching my thirsty curiosity, Blizzard unveiled the opening clip for the up-coming expansion so I decided to check it out for myself.











This cinematic is spot on, compared to the original and Burning Crusade. It's safe to say this is by far, the best opening. Even the verses of Arthas's father ain't cheesy as Illidan's. So excellence excellently executed, love the frost wyrm especially, it's just so nice to see living proof that blue is the best color in the universe and it is. In your face purple.

Update: I took Hazmer's comments into consideration and downloaded the cinematic for Warhammer Online. But no, I just think this kind of production appeals to a niche group rather than the overall casual audience the WoW predominatenly has a titan's grip over.

Sylvanas Windrunner 2.0

Wow what a surprise, makes me wanna be Horde again (only to back to the Alliance because the Horde are full of elitists on Nagrand). Sylvanas Windrunner is getting the true Blood Elf frame for the upcoming expansion, get this, she even wields the same bow she fought Prince Arthas with during the Reign of Chaos chapter. She does look a bit like Ivanka Trump but she's still a hottie oh yesh. ^__^

I guess she's no longer a Banshee Queen right? Is she gonna join us when we fight the Lich King just as Maieve ShadowSong did against Illidan Stormrage? Time will tell!

My DPS set rofl post

Phew, Just finished a study session and wanna go back to WoW. But I am forcibly resisting till next week. I will be "Multiboxing" Klonoa to Powerlevel Ariakanon. Yes it's being utterly unprofessional but think of it this way; it's making another character to help you buggers out. So quit whining.


I was doing a bit of ARENA PVPing with my Aussie friend Elai. He's like fury spec but I'm a tank mode so I am usually the first to die. Ironic isn't it, to have the most armor and HP but to fall flat first. Mages and Huntards just have an unfair advantage. But getting the shoulders makes this game worthwhile I guess.

Zomg we copied Mike Rowe Soft post

Behold, the XBox 360 World of Warcraft Achievements fully explained at WotLKWoW's official site, while I never got to read it in detail back then and only now was I able to since there's a term break. For me I've got my fluffy paws set on scratching all the goofy achievements, I hope there's a way they'll make it blogger friendly too so I can proudly show off... to the walls.

It is time to retire

Life is good. Thank you Cybercafe. After more than 3, 1/2 weeks of absence I think it would be interesting to get back to business. But first I have a score to settle.

A'lar down. That stupid firebird.

These creatures are magnificently beautiful, elegant and energetically divine. But Phoenixes are disgustingly moronic and a flame in the ass. It makes the air-con work twice as hard and fuel prices are skyrocketing. So we went up to Tempest Keep and slayed the mother fucker. It warmed my heart for the first time in my WoW life. As I watched the pathetic little runt die painfully, I whispered into its flame feathery earlobe, "taste my steel and choke on it, you hot headed degenerate of a candle flicker". I wanted to spit on its corpse but it would have evaporated.

No real phoenixes were harmed within the duration of this game.



Damn some of our guildes got their dragons now. But I still think black is the coolest color.

Raping Karazhan with my Filo homies

Rawr! Look at me! I'm leading!


Ok doods let's get it doods! Doooods!


The... Project.. will.. continue... BLARGH


Some nice scenery before the last boss

Zul'Aman swag bag goodies

Last night was wonderful, Halazzi and Hex Lord Malacrass downed. Probably into farm status by now. I got a new trinket but that rogue sword would have been nice.

SSC, TK Sunday Extravaganza

That me, third bloke from the tiger, feeling tall and smelling good.
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Tonight we downed Lurker, VR and still working on Solaris. Nice night. Mmm mm good. Time for some good old fashioned soup on the rocks. I'll post some more shots of the dead monsters later on.. Power to the people of the Philippines.

Why I hate Paladins

Too long don't read version:
Blizzard loves Paladins.

I've got time in the world of Azeroth so let me swallow your republican bull nonsense coherent essay version: 1.02
I started playing WoW as a dwarf hunter. Yeah that was a total noob ritual, nothing but dps, shooting, loot ninja-ing and fighting with other dpsers to get into groups for UBRS. Then I craved more, a greater sense of responsibility and became a priest. By being the best healer class I thought it would be ideal in 5-mans and perhaps even the Molten Core and Blackwing Lair sessions. But it was a wrong move. Patch after patch and suddenly Paladins in plate armor can heal 3x the effectiveness of a priest. And they have plate armor. But they roll need on cloth items because? "They need the intellect."

So after going to my health club to calm down(JCO Donuts) I decided to make a change and become a tank. I chose a Warrior because, as stated they are supposedly the best tanks in the game. It was fun, the introduction of the Burning Crusade expansion really tested the mettle and it has never been more exiting to run groups into instances for loot. Then for some strange reason Blizzard got their minions together, dug each others noses and thought for a long time... on how to ruin a completely great balance.

Abracadabra.

Because of some dirty trick that can make chicks pregnant, paladins in addition to healing, dpsing, rein as the best multi-tanking class. Players prefer to have Paladins to tanks in 5-mans because of that capability. The only bloody capability that is ideal for such dungeons. Warriors, originally the class for Tanking now comes 2nd to them. Priests, the ones to be as a healer rank is remains on the same boat as a tentacle of a silver jellyfish. In other words the current view of the situation is:

1. Pallys are the best Healers
2. Pallys are the best Tanks

Sad but fucking true.

Being best at everything destroys the rest of us, the specialists classes. We got no purpose anymore. You got LFM players typing, "LF 1 more tank Pally pls no War", this is upsetting because now you put me on the sidebar. Again.

So I will resent your presence. I hate you for replacing me as the group's main healer. And I hate you for doing it again by making others prefer you as a tank. That's right. Thank you for fucking me up twice.

But hey... your armor looks kind of cool.. I like the sparkles.